Saturday, April 30, 2011


If you can smile at the moment when you are completely broken.

Then remember......

There is nothing in this world that can break you next time.

Sunday, April 24, 2011

hold my hand forever :)

hold my hand forever :)

Saturday, April 23, 2011


Youn rah-e-wafa ki saleeb pr,
Do qadam uthane ka shukria!

Bara pur khatar tha yeh rasta,
Tere loat jane ka shukria!

Jo udaas hain tere hijr me,
Jinhe bojh lagti hai zindagi!

Sar-e-bazm youn unhein dekh kr,
Tere muskrane ka shukria!

Teri yad kis kis bhees me,
Mere sher-o-nagma me dhal gai!

Ye kamaal tha teri yad ka,
Mujhy yad aane ka shukria!

Jo zamane bhar ka asool tha,
Wo asool tu ne nibha dia!

Yehi rasm thehri hai Motabar
Mujhy bhol jane ka shukria...

Muje Acha Nahi Lagta

Mohabbat Ki Baat Mat Kijiye Muje Acha Nahi Lagta

Keh Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lagta

Apno Se Barh K Chaha Tha Jise Maine

Shayad Is Tarah Se Chahna Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagta

Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Wapis Nahi Ate

Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lagta

Muje Maloom Hai Wo Shaks Kitna acha Tha

Kisi Ko acha Kehna Muje Acha Nahi Lagta

Zakhm To Bohut Diye Hain Usne Muje

Zakhm Hum Bhi Dete Magar Badla Lena Muje Acha Nahi Lagta...

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan to a Pretty Girl seeking a Rich Husband

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.

My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?

Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.

If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.

My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.

Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".

If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.


J.P. Morgan CEO

Monday, April 18, 2011

Barney Stinson

Neil Patrick Harris as Barney Stinson in a TV series "How I Met Your Mother".

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Dog Quotes

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet.  ~Edith Wharton

From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog.  ~Mabel Louise Robinson

Dogs are miracles with paws.  ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy

Man is a dog's idea of what God should be.  ~Holbrook Jackson

The dog is the only animal that has seen his god.  ~Author Unknown

Dogs' lives are too short.  Their only fault, really.  ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.  ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.  ~Ben Williams

We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults.  Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment.  ~George Eliot

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.  They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death.  Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying.  ~George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.  ~Agnes Repplier

One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why.  ~Author Unknown

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.  ~Franklin P. Jones

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.  ~Will Rogers

When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism!  ~David Starr Jordan

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.  ~Corey Ford

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.  ~Phil Pastoret

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.  ~Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs

The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man.  ~Robertson Davies

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  ~Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter

My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am.  ~Author Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.  ~Andy Rooney

A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.  ~John Holmes

I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands.  When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat.  For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that.  ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Cherry Blossoms

Cherry Blossoms

A Cherry Blossom is the flower of the cherry trees known as Sakura.

from Kyoto, Japan

Blue Hour

Blue Hour