Saturday, December 17, 2011
Tuesday, December 6, 2011
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Friday, November 18, 2011
Monday, November 14, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
The girl entered an ice cream parlour and took a seat in front of the cashier.
The waiter came and put a glass of water in front of her.
“How much is a mixed ice cream cup?” the little girl asked.
“1 dollar and 75 cents” replied the waiter.
The little girl pulled her hand out of purse and studied the coins she had. “Well, how much is a plain ice cream?” she inquired.
By now, more people were waiting for a table and the waiter was growing very impatient. “1 dollar and 50 cents,” he impatiently replied.
The little girl again counted her coins. “I’ll have the plain ice cream,” she said.
The waiter brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The girl finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waiter came back, tears came out of his eyes.
As he wiped down the table, there placed neatly beside the empty dish were 25 cents. You see, she couldn’t have the mixed ice cream because she had to have enough money to leave him a tip!!
Monday, October 24, 2011
Friday, October 7, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
ham tuj ko sar-e-aam youn ruswa na karen ge.
Q ham pa uthen sang-e-malamat ki faseelen.
Behtar he tere shehr mein aaya na karen ge.
ye chand ye taarey ye haseen raat ka aalam.
mansoob tery nam se kya kya na karen ge.
weran howa kasr-e-tamana ka darecha.
Aabaad kabi pyar ki dunya na karen ge.
Har cheez ki chahat men bht nuqsan he Wasi.
shidat sy kise shakhs ko chaha na karen ge...
Monday, September 26, 2011
khuda karey ye sada rahey,
Ye charagh hay to jala rahey,
ye phool hay to khila rahey,
Tujhey naseeb hon muskrahatein,
To jahan rahey sukhi rhe, terey sath meri dua rahey,
To dua karey to qabool ho,
jo wafa karey to wasool ho,
Koe ghum na terey qareeb ho,
tera jeevan khushi se bhara rahey,
tu jahan chaley saba chaley,
tu jahan rukay bahar ho,
teri jis tarf bhi uthey nazar,
wahan mausam-e-gul khila rahey...
Sunday, September 25, 2011
Men tujh ko bhuLaney me hoon nakaam abhi Tak.
Aa tujh ko dikhaoon k teray baad sitam-gar,
Weeran parey hen ye dar-o-baam abhi tak.
Gar tark-e-ta'aLuq ko howa ik Zamana,
Honton pe machaLta hai tera naam abhi tak.
Mehsoos ye hota hai k wo hamse khafa hen,
Kia tark-e-muhabat ka hai iLzaam abhi tak.
May-khane main bhooLay se chaLey aaye thay
Ahbaab ki nazron main hen badnaam abhi tak.
Friday, September 23, 2011
Barney Stinson (Neil Patrick Harris), Ted Mosby (Josh Radnor), Robin Scherbatsky (Cobie Smulders), Lily Aldrin (Alyson Hannigan), Marshall Eriksen (Jason Segel)
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Muhabbat par Inayat par
Keh be-bunyad baten hain
Sabhi rishtay Sabhi Natay
Zarurat ki Hain ijadain
Kahin Koi nahi merta Kisi kay Wastay jana
Keh sub hai Phair lafzoon ka
Hai sara Khail harfon ka
Nahi hai mehboob koi bhi
Sabhi Jumlay say kastay hain
Chalo Kuch dair Hastay hain
Usi ko Yaad kertay Hian
jisay hum Zeest Kehtay hain
Keh lena Sans Bin jis kay
Humain Ik Jurm Lagta Tha
Bala ka taiz Lagta Tha
Jo Saya Ban kay Rehta Tha
Juda Ab Us kay rastay hain
Chalo kuch Dair Hastay hain...
Kabhi Mujh se to aa k Puchta k Main kis k Gham main "UDAS"
Ye Meri Kitab-e-Hayat hai Issey DIL ki Ankh se Parrh Zara,
Main warq warq Tere Samney, Tere Ru-Ba-Ru, Tere Pas hoon,
Ye Teri Umeed Ko kaya hua kabhi Tu Ne Ghor Nahi kiya,
Kisi Shaam Tu Ne Kaha to Tha Teri Saans hoon Teri Aas hoon,
Ye "TERI JUDAI" Ka Gham Nahi Ye Silsilay to Hain Roz K,
Teri Zaat iss Ka Sabab Nahi, Main Bohat Dino se "UDAS" Hoon....
Monday, September 12, 2011
Meri aankhon ko bhigoti hui aawara hawa,
Dosh_e_diwaar pe be'zaar gharri ki tik tik,
Mere anjaam pe rota hua saanson ka sitaar,
Tooti almaari mein bikhray huay chahat k naqoosh,
Raqs karti hui tanhai k piyasay saaye,
Main akaila hoon......
Magar phir bhi.....
Akaila to nahin....!!!
Saturday, September 10, 2011
Mein kehta hu meri ankhu ko sawan acha lagta ha..!!
Woh kehti hai chalo hawa ky sath chalty hain
Mein khamoshi se us kay sath chal deta hu bojhny ko..!!
Woh kehti hai tum kch dinu se bolty kam ho
Mein kehta hu kaye dukh bolny se rok lety hain..
Woh kehti hai mujhy ye soch kay btao kay mein kesi hon
Mein kehta hu sochny ma waqt lagta hai..
Woh kehti hai kon aksar yaad ata hai udasi ma
Mein kehta hu kch purany rasty, bachpan or ak larki ..
Woh kehti hai samnder sa koi rehta hai meri ankhu ma
Mein kehta hu kbhi mere dil ma bhi jhank kar dekho..
Woh kehti hai sath ban jany se behtar hai bichar jayein
Mein uski baat per dukh se hansa or kch ni bola ...
Woh mujhse pochty hai hum ager kuch bhi nhi hain tu
Mein kehta hon nhi hona bhi hota hai jahanu mein...
Thursday, July 21, 2011
The big things and the small,
For “every good gift comes from God,”
The Giver of them all.
And all too often we accept
Without any thanks or praise,
The gifts God sends as blessings
Each day in many ways.
And so at this Thanksgiving time,
We offer up a prayer,
To thank You, God, for giving us
A lot more than our share.
First, thank You for the little things
That often come our way,
The things we take for granted,
But don’t mention when we pray.
The unexpected courtesy,
The thoughtful, kindly deed,
A hand reached out to help us
In the time of sudden need.
Oh, make us more aware, dear God,
Of little daily graces
That come to us with “sweet surprise”
From never-dreamed-of places.
Then, thank You for the “miracles”
We are much too blind to see,
And give us new awareness
Of our many gifts from Thee.
And help us to remember
That the key to life and living,
Is to make each prayer a prayer of thanks
And every day Thanksgiving.
By: Helen Steiner Rice
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Monday, July 11, 2011
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wednesday, June 8, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Sunday, May 22, 2011
Mujhy har khat me likhti hai
Mujhy tum yaad karte ho?
Tumhy me yaad aati hoon?
Meri baaten satati hain?
Meri neenden jagati hain?
Meri aankhen rulati hain?
Falak kay sab sitaroon ko meri baaten sunate ho?
Kitabbon se tumhare ishq me koi kami ayi?
Ya meri yaad ki shiddat se ankhon mai nami ayi?
Ajab pagal si larki hai
Mujhe har khat me likhti hai
Jawaban youn uss ko likhta hoon
Meri masrofiyat dekho
Subha se shaam Office mai chiragh-e-umr jalta hai
Phir uss k baad duniya ki kai majbooriyan paoun me beriyan daal deti hain
Mujhe chahat se bhare sapne nahi dikh'te
Tehalne jaagne ronay ki mohlat hi nahi milti
Sitaroon se mily arsa hua
kitaboon se shagaf mera abhi wesa hi qaaim hai
Farq itna para hai ab unhain arse me parhta hoon
Tumhe kis ne kaha pagli tumhe me yaad karta hoon
K me khud ko bholne ki musal'sal justaju me hoon
Tumhein na yaad aane ki musal'sal justaju me hoon
Magar ye justaju meri bahut nakaam rehti hai
Mere din raat me ab bhi tumhari shaam behti hai
Mere lafzoon ki har maala tumhare naam rehti hai
Tumhe kis ne kaha pagli tumhe me yaad karta hoon
Unhain ham yaad karte hain jinhe ham bhool jate hain
Ajab pagal si larki ho
Tumhein dil se bhulaon to tumhari yaad aye na
Tumhe dil se bhulane ki mujhe fursat nahi milti
Aur iss masroof jevan main tumhare khat ka ek jumla
"Tumhe main yaad aati hoon"?
Meri shiddat main
kami hone nahi deta
So agli baar khat main ye jumla nahi likhna
Ajab pagal si larki hai
Mujhe phir bhi ye likhti hai
Mujhe tum yaad karte ho?
Tumhe me yaad aati hoon....?
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show your care.
I love the way you say, "I miss You",
And the way you're always there.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.
A gentle word like a spark of light,
Illuminates my soul
And as each sound goes deeper,
It's YOU that makes me whole.
i don't think you will
ever fully understand
how you've touched my life
and made me who I am.
I don't think you could ever know
just how truly special you are
that even on the darkest nights
you are my brightest star.
All I ever wanted was to be part of your heart,
And for us to be together, to never be apart.
No one else in the world can even compare,
You're perfect and so is this love that we share.
We have so much more than I ever thought we would,
I love you more than I ever thought I could.
I promise to give you all I have to give,
I'll do anything for you as long as I alive.
In your eyes I see our present, our future and past,
By the way you look at me I know we will last.
I hope that one day you'll come to realize,
How perfect you are when seen through my eyes.
I love you today
I’ll love you tomorrow
I’ll love you forever
by Asfand Yar
Saturday, May 7, 2011
Monday, May 2, 2011
Assange focuses specially on Facebook as it played an important role in the success of Egypt's revolution, He calling Facebook " the most appalling spy machine that has ever been invented"
What Assange said precisely :
Here we have the world’s most comprehensive database about people, their relationships, their names, their addresses, their locations, their communications with each other, and their relatives, all sitting within the United States, all accessible to US Intelligence.”WikiLeakes founder believes that Facebook is joined by Google, Yahoo and other US giant organizations which have "built in interfaces for US Intelligence"
It’s not a matter of serving a subpoena, they have an interface they have developed for US Intelligence to use. Now, is the case that Facebook is run by US Intelligence? No, it’s not like that. It’s simply that US Intelligence is able to bring to bear legal and political pressure to them.
It’s costly for them to hand out individual records, one by one, so they have automated the process.Assange warn all Facebook users, stating that when you add a new friend, you are "doing free work for US Intelligence agencies, in building this electronic database for them"
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Saturday, April 23, 2011
Do qadam uthane ka shukria!
Bara pur khatar tha yeh rasta,
Tere loat jane ka shukria!
Jo udaas hain tere hijr me,
Jinhe bojh lagti hai zindagi!
Sar-e-bazm youn unhein dekh kr,
Tere muskrane ka shukria!
Teri yad kis kis bhees me,
Mere sher-o-nagma me dhal gai!
Ye kamaal tha teri yad ka,
Mujhy yad aane ka shukria!
Jo zamane bhar ka asool tha,
Wo asool tu ne nibha dia!
Yehi rasm thehri hai Motabar
Mujhy bhol jane ka shukria...
Keh Ab Kisi Ki Mohabbat Pe Aitbar Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lagta
Apno Se Barh K Chaha Tha Jise Maine
Shayad Is Tarah Se Chahna Kisi Ko Acha Nahi Lagta
Guzar Jayen Jo Din Wo Wapis Nahi Ate
Lekin Un Dino Ko Yaad Karna Muje Acha Nahi Lagta
Muje Maloom Hai Wo Shaks Kitna acha Tha
Kisi Ko acha Kehna Muje Acha Nahi Lagta
Zakhm To Bohut Diye Hain Usne Muje
Zakhm Hum Bhi Dete Magar Badla Lena Muje Acha Nahi Lagta...
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.
You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York.
My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?
I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you?
Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit.
If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches are only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)
A philosophical reply from CEO of J.P. Morgan:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor.
My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.
Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money" : Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.
However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worse 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position".
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income.This has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me.
J.P. Morgan CEO
Monday, April 18, 2011
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. ~Edith Wharton
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. ~Mabel Louise Robinson
Dogs are miracles with paws. ~Attributed to Susan Ariel Rainbow Kennedy
Man is a dog's idea of what God should be. ~Holbrook Jackson
The dog is the only animal that has seen his god. ~Author Unknown
Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really. ~Agnes Sligh Turnbull
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too. ~Samuel Butler, Notebooks, 1912
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. ~Ben Williams
We long for an affection altogether ignorant of our faults. Heaven has accorded this to us in the uncritical canine attachment. ~George Eliot
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive. ~Gilda Radner
I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better. They fight for honor at the first challenge, make love with no moral restraint, and they do not for all their marvelous instincts appear to know about death. Being such wonderfully uncomplicated beings, they need us to do their worrying. ~George Bird Evans, Troubles with Bird Dogs
Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. ~Agnes Repplier
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you're feeling blue is that he doesn't try to find out why. ~Author Unknown
Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. ~Will Rogers
When a dog barks at the moon, then it is religion; but when he barks at strangers, it is patriotism! ~David Starr Jordan
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. ~Corey Ford
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. ~Phil Pastoret
With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog. ~Edward Jesse, Anecdote of Dogs
The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man. ~Robertson Davies
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. ~Max Eastman, Enjoyment of Laughter
My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ~Andy Rooney
A dog is not "almost human" and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. ~John Holmes
I talk to him when I'm lonesome like; and I'm sure he understands. When he looks at me so attentively, and gently licks my hands; then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes, but I never say naught thereat. For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes, but never a friend like that. ~W. Dayton Wedgefarth
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Friday, March 25, 2011
Down the below and it should work on Firefox 4. I have just updated maxversion criteria.
Download link. Just download the same and drop it onto Firefox browser. The rest will be taken care of.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
I can't believe that such a gentle ripple could change to the Devil...
Allah has destroyed innumerable lives in a second
Please pray for them ...
Please don't hesitate to donate for them ...
even one coin from each could be a big help
if comes from all over the world...
Please pray for them ...
with me ...
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Sunday, February 27, 2011
One day I was running in the rain!
Having all my burdens and pains..
Unable to see as everything was dark!
I was finding the way in the light of spark..
Cars were passing me side by side!
I asked everyone,
Can you give me a ride??
They replied we can't as this is all your fate!!
And I was in dilemma to love them or hate..
Tears on my face were mixing with rain..
All my efforts were going in vain..
I felt so fear and I felt alone!!
Pain of loneliness diffused in to bones..
All of a sudden a thought warmth my brain..
As a cup of coffee in a cute strain..
I closed my eyes and said..
Oh Allah Kareem!!
Shower your blessings indeed You are Raheem..
And what I saw when I opened my eyes
There was a rainbow in blue skies..
Everything was shining and looking bright!
Is it really me who was shivering with fright??
It's only Allah who gives us peace!!
With every hardship there is an ease...